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batman
Oct 18, 2009 18:53:21 GMT -5
Post by Foley on Oct 18, 2009 18:53:21 GMT -5
The moon that climbed over the skyscrapers was full, fat and the color of warm blood on the hot summer night. Commissioner Gordan stood on the edge of the MetroCrimes Unit building surveying the traffic that sluggishly crawled the city streets down below while behind him the infamous Bat-Signal did it's best to place in the sky a light that would rival the celestial body.
It was only nine in the evening.
Gordan wasn't sure which was worse. The fact that they needed to call Batman this early in the evening or the reason why they were calling him. Not that it mattered much. GCPD had gotten better over the years at dealing with the sort of crimes that seemed to plague Gotham city since before the Caped Crusader ever showed up, thanks in part to Batman. And it was a matter of pride that Gordan and his people could handle some of the super-freaks, as he once heard a cop from nearby Metropolis refer to meta-criminals, leaving Batman to help the Justice League, or the Outsiders, or whatever team he was with this week. But this situation was worse then usual and as good as his men were, it was one that only those in the loosely knit "Bat-Family" could handle.
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batman
Oct 20, 2009 21:40:13 GMT -5
Post by Fire Star on Oct 20, 2009 21:40:13 GMT -5
Sitting on a ledge just under the Commissioner in the shadows was Harley Quinn. More worried about her hair then anything else. It was rare that she let her Blondie hair out in the air.
Not a care in the world. When the bat signal shined over her head her only thought was,"oh pretty."
Pulling out a cell phone she replied,"It's time sweetie."
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batman
Oct 21, 2009 2:21:02 GMT -5
Post by dc on Oct 21, 2009 2:21:02 GMT -5
Smiling an evil grin, The Joker put away his phone and looked at his untrustwothy henchmen and said. "Let's begin Batman's last night! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
He ran over to his car and jumped into the passenger seat and after taking off he was excited at the thought of finally killing his most valued adversary.
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batman
Oct 21, 2009 20:32:05 GMT -5
Post by Foley on Oct 21, 2009 20:32:05 GMT -5
"You called,"
Gordan about jumped out of his skin. Whirling around to face the far side of the rooftop he saw Batman half in half out of out of the shadows. "Must you do that?!"
"It's how I work," Batman said with almost a slight smile that he would not show to just anyone, "What's up."
"Our old pal, the Joker," replied the Comissioner handing the costumed hero a set of black and white photos, "That's all that was left of a police heavy transport and the guards assigned to it. They were taking a number of Arkham inmates to the courthouse for their legal day in court. Joker and his gang got the truck isolated and broke out the prisoners, then decided to have some fun before leaving you a message and fleeing the scene."
The last photo was of Joker's "message". In what appeared to be blood smeared on a wall were the words, YOU'RE NEXT BATBRAIN!.
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batman
Oct 21, 2009 22:33:19 GMT -5
Post by dc on Oct 21, 2009 22:33:19 GMT -5
Headed for the middle of town, Joker saw the lights of the jewlery shop gleaming in the distance. "This is gonna be fun!" He yelled as he loaded his pistol.
The truck squealed as it stopped in front of the store and Joker's newly freed henchmen shot and killed the guards as they entered. Joker made his way to the scared manager and afte putting his smokewagon in his face he leaned in and said "Do I even have to tell you what to do?"
The man raised his shaking hand and gave Joker the key to the vault. "Thank you. I have Joke for you," He said, "This one'll Kill ya." He pulled the trigger.
Jolting over to the vault, He placed the key in the lock and as he entereed the vault, he had a tear in his yeye as the pricless diamonds, rubies,saphires and emeralds gleamed in the lights.
"Merry Christmas to me!" He shouted (even though Christmas was months away.) He began to load his bags as his hench men kept thier eyes peeled.
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batman
Oct 22, 2009 7:57:51 GMT -5
Post by Fire Star on Oct 22, 2009 7:57:51 GMT -5
Harley listed closely to Batman. It was easy sitting under him. He wasn't the only one who could be in the shadows.
Grabbing her phone again she called the Joker just as she was told. "Mr J, he's here alright. And puddin' could you pick something out for me?"
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batman
Oct 22, 2009 22:32:06 GMT -5
Post by dc on Oct 22, 2009 22:32:06 GMT -5
"Why sure my little prankster." He said holding a bloody rag in his hand. "I have a ruby in my hand right now." "Remember our plan Harley girl." He hung up and continued his rampage on the jewles.
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batman
Oct 25, 2009 17:37:20 GMT -5
Post by Fire Star on Oct 25, 2009 17:37:20 GMT -5
Harley Quinn tucked her phone into her belt. With the grace of an acrobat she pulled herself up in a handstand. Then did a back bend. Landing right at batman's feet.
"Hi ya B man. Like my new outfit," She said with a twirl. "Mr J sends his love. But he is busy picking me out a present."
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batman
Nov 9, 2009 0:01:38 GMT -5
Post by Foley on Nov 9, 2009 0:01:38 GMT -5
"You sure about that, Harley?" Batman half asked, half snarled at the giggly gunmoll, "Joker has a history about leaving you out in the cold to do his dirty work."
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batman
Nov 9, 2009 7:19:49 GMT -5
Post by Fire Star on Nov 9, 2009 7:19:49 GMT -5
"Not my puddin. He has gifts for everyone! Bats will get his later. But this one is for the cop," She said as she walked over to Gordan.
Pulling a small box from her cleavage. She gentle sat it at the commissioners' feet.
"Got to go I wouldn't want to mess up the surprise."
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batman
Nov 15, 2009 18:50:28 GMT -5
Post by Foley on Nov 15, 2009 18:50:28 GMT -5
Before Batman could move the box top exploded outward to reveal a good sized, clown themed jack-in-the-box with what looked like a party favor in its mouth. Both Gordan and Batman looked on in curious amazement as the clown's head turned towards the commissioner.
The Caped Crusadered saw the bellows in the body expand and a second before the dart launched from the party favor he bellowed, "Look out, Jim!" and leaped to save the head cop. He almost made it.
The large lawn dart that had been fired grazed the cop's leg. Within seconds he began giggling uncontrolably which then became laughing hysterically. Quickly, Batman reached to his utility belt and grabbed a pressure gun hypo and injected it's serum into Gordan's neck. Minutes later Gordan had settled down from laughing and passed out just as Bullock and two uniformed officers charged out onto the rooftop.
"What happened?" Bullock demanded, his glare daggers towards the hero upon seeing his boss passed out.
"The Joker has began his games," growled Batman and then fired his batline. He swung off the building before Bullock could say anything more.
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batman
Nov 17, 2009 0:04:09 GMT -5
Post by dc on Nov 17, 2009 0:04:09 GMT -5
"Ah Gordon should be laughing himself into the sweet bye and bye right about now." Joker quipped as he loaded the diamonds and other bejewled treasures into his escape van.
He stepped off of the curb and looked up at the purple night sky and glared as he saw the familiar shape of the caped crusader overhead.
"Damn!"Joker yelled, "He'll ruin my next few jokes, gotta ditch the Bat and soon!" He ran back into the building and past his henchmen he yelled, "We're about to be infested boys, flying rodent!"
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batman
Jan 25, 2010 11:47:00 GMT -5
Post by Foley on Jan 25, 2010 11:47:00 GMT -5
"A rodent, Joker?" A flying red and green blur made an angled and suddenly the Joker had one less goon while standing over him was the current Robin, "Robins are birds not mice, dude. I think you need to get your eyes examed, either that or you have too much greasepaint around your eyes, clown!"
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batman
Feb 9, 2010 12:09:23 GMT -5
Post by dc on Feb 9, 2010 12:09:23 GMT -5
"Ah yes, Batman's ambigus partner." The Joker smirked as he reached slowly behind him to retireve his pistol. "Seems I have grown accustomed to killing Batman's adolescent partners and they say I'm sick.
He pulled his weapon and fired.
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